//Has it really been a month since I was last on here

posted 3 weeks ago




"Wow, those are some awesome threads!"

that-elegant-captain:

       After a moment of trying to decide what the man was refering to, the pirate replied, "…If you’re complimenting m’ attire, then thank you."

"Yeah. Us pirates have to keep looking..piratey."

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[Wow speaking about funky hair] [Waves at furiously;!]

"Huh?"

"Oh! Hey there!" He waved back to the other person

posted 2 months ago



[[Tumblr won’t let me answer asks and things with pictures anymore.]]

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[[A MILF DATING BLOG FOLLOWED ME I DON’T KNOW HOW OR WHY BUT I AM VERY UNCOMFORTABLE WITH THIS

posted 2 months ago



basedgosh:

if my kids end up being better looking than me theyre grounded

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nevvzealand:

i broke my finger today but on the other hand i am completely fine

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Anonymous inquired:

It's mother's day! How would you react if Elaine told you she was pregnant?

"Wow, I uh I dunno? Maybe it wouldn’t be so bad having a little Guybrush or Elaine running around."

posted 2 months ago



lollipop—bitch:

guybrushthreepwoodrp:

"Awesome. How do I become a zombie hunter? Do I have to go through three trials? Or something like that? I just hope it’s not a written test I hate those." He stopped his rambling for a moment. "Wait, if you’re a zombie hunter why do you hunt yetis? Are there zombie yetis or something?"

{ ❥ “Oh, ew, no written test here! Becoming a zombie hunter is pretty easy — you just have to learn how to kill things… like, well, zombies! It’s kinda like being a super hero or something, ‘cause we’re supposed to protect people and stuff like that. Although we make it fun, of course!” Juliet beamed. It was harder than she made it seem, obviously, but she’d been doing this stuff her whole life. She figured anyone could catch on quick if they were good at not getting eaten. “Zombie yetis! Whoa, that’s a good question… But, but! Even though we’re zombie hunters, we still take on different creatures every now and again if they cause us trouble. Or if we want to get a higher badass rank by killing something way more awesome than zombies!”

"Oh..well..uh..I guess I’ll try out this zombie hunting thing then!"